Wine or tequila to honor your dying pet?

Older picture of two kids with puppy

The kids dressed up as black labs. We pick up the soft, yellow-blonde puppy on a Sunday afternoon. My daughter, almost four, and my son, 18 months, can’t help but reach their chubby arms into the cardboard box between their car seats, shrieking happily every time the puppy moves, or licks them, or lays down.By…

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Champagne’s bad luck bubbles (Part 5 of 5)

Row of very dusty old champagne bottles

As I wait to start my interview with Devin Thorpe of Forbes, I sit back from the webcam on my desk, close my eyes and become still. Deep breaths in and out. I try to calm my racing mind.Will he ask me to show him a gift box? Do I know my financials well enough? Is there…

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Wines to pair with radiation (Part 4 of 5)

Kirsten posting with doctors next to a radiation machine

Radiation is the sneakiest of all the cancer treatments I go through.I meet with the friendly, smiling radiation doc. It’s hard to see her as a doctor—she looks like a P.E. teacher. With her pixie cut and glowing skin, she talks about beams of radiation, percentages of tissue damage versus effectiveness of the treatment and…

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Wines for a bigger bust (Part 3 of 5)

Pink and yellow bras hanging on rack at store

When studying red wines, people in the know use categories like the following to describe them: Fruit – How noticeable are the berry aromas and flavors in the wine? Acidity – How much does the wine make your mouth water? Tannin – How grippy or sandpaper-like is the feeling in your mouth when drinking the…

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Wines to pair with breast cancer (part 2 of 5)

Kirsten in a hospital gown going through breast cancer procedures

As I sit topless in front of a complete stranger—a handsome, 40-something, Indian-from-India plastic surgeon—I have thoughts running through my mind: These are pretty normal, right? Not bad for a 50-year-old with three kids? Could still get some Mardi Gras beads, eh? Then, as he takes his fingers and lifts my breasts up, effectively taking…

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Wines to pair with breast cancer (Part 1 of 5)

Two deer in green meadow with sun beans shining through the trees

Have you ever driven at night in the mountains? If so, you know that you should watch for deer. They often lurk just off the sides of the road, in the forest — the cute, soft brown creatures. Your kids scan the trees and gleefully point them out as you drive carefully, with your high…

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Wine to drink alone

Wine glass with open phone next to it

My “George Winston” Pandora station quietly plays piano in the living room. The orange blossom aroma-therapy candle wafts soft fragrances through the house. The cats snuggle next to each other on the couch. The dog is asleep on her bed. I sit in a comfortable, living-room chair, computer on my lap, writing, wine glass on…

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Wines to pair with waxing

Waxing salon storefront

In honor of all the waxing clients filling salons right now in preparation for Valentine’s Day, I thought I would share my ideas for wines to pair with this underground fashion trend.Actually, I found out how popular waxing is from a friend, Stacy Dymalski, a comedian and writing coach, when we drove to Vegas for…

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Wines to pair with laundry

Full laundry basket with a bottle of wine set on top

I’ve engaged in three genres of laundry so far in my life. Well, I guess you could say four because when I was young our family had a maid who did my laundry. But since I was too young to drink then, I’m setting it aside in my quest to give an overview of the…

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Wine to pair with a sundance campfire

Bottle of wine superimposed over a campfire

I have long been a fan of Robert Redford—since way before the Sundance Film Festival started. It began when I was a little girl of about 10 and the movie Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid came to my town.My parents weren’t much for passive entertainment, encouraging reading or outside play instead. My two sisters and I…

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